Crazy Happy

Well I took an IQ test yesterday. Turns out I have a 122 IQ. Whats that mean?

• Over 140 - Genius or near genius
• 120 - 140 - Very superior intelligence
• 110 - 119 - Superior intelligence
• 90 - 109 - Normal or average intelligence
• 80 - 89 - Dullness
• 70 - 79 - Borderline deficiency
• Under 70 - Definite feeble-mindedness

I guess I should start behaving like I’m intelligent now. Nah, I don’t think I will. I like bein wierd and eccentric. I’ll stick with my cartoons, video games, and music.

We’ve all seen those websites with 10 fun things to do at Wal-Mart. Things that would cause the Wal-Mart employees and customers wonder what kind of wierd things are happening. Things such as:

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Don’t bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply ‘moving them around’)
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a code 3 in housewares,” and see what happens.

Well I found a website with the ULTIMATE Wal-Mart prank. It involves getting fired from Walmart and deciding to serve a dish of revenge. It also involves porn in the electronics department. The person who came up with this prank needs a some kind of prize. Its one of the best pranks I’ve seen in a while.